why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
I’m just going to say.
If you had a masked murderer in your midst.
Dropping chandeliers, hanging stagehands, stealing sopranos.
Throwing a masked ball is a pretty gutsy move.

this is a picture of me i think if you want similar posts my blog would be better
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why is this happening to me

all my followers need to know who this is
this makes me die a little inside.
missed by millions
aw this picture
I don’t actually know who this is.
But from what I’ve heard, he says ‘Crickey’ a lot.Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. He was an Australian wildlife expert and had his own TV shows, he died 7 years ago, while filming a documentary, when a stingray pierced him through the chest. He left behind his wife and children.
And yeah, ‘Crikey’ is his catchphrase. I loved this guy. RIP
HE DIED 7 YEARS AGO?! How old do I feel…
I remember the day he died…R.I.P Steve
Oh god no i’m crying :c he was my childhood
My childhood idol <3
omg he was like the best thing ever when i was litttlee. miss you crocodile hunterThe fact that its been 7 years makes me feel like an old lady. Wow. Still so sad. :(
Aussie legend !!
i miss him!
Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter
When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

Oh no
The best Harlem Shake video.
omg the fuckin’ upside down board cut out
i hadn’t realized that slenderman was outside
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I think it’s everyone’s