-You stole his wife!
-Tell me something, love,
you really think a woman is an object that can be stolenif a woman comes to you and begs you to take her away, is that theft?
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
If Colin had a tumblr account he would be a god in all fandoms.
my cousin said captain america is useless and it was four in the morning and i was so tired but that did not stop me from giving like an hour speech on how amazing steve rogers is
The best part is Andrew Garfield in the background losing his shit through out the entire thing
"rehearsal is cancelled today"
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.
ummmmmmm hey ryan
as gorgeous as an ABT principal
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college